Meal 22: Peas & ham, roasted chicken w/potato straws, pineapple w/molasses & lime

Chicken Mechanics

Really good set of dishes — no real way to screw this one up — just one little flutter in the seasoning for the second course.

First course is really another no-brainer: Adriá has you use “cured ham” —  but he relents and mentions that if you can’t find ham fat, use pancetta instead. I assumed that the fattiness of the pancetta would cover both callouts for the ham and the ham fat as well; I had some GREAT pancetta in the freezer, so I went with that.

Solid, solid, dish — just do what the book says — it kicks ass.

Second course was the chicken, pretty basic — but once again they let the kids play with the conversion calculator. Weird. The proportions for the dried spice mix are WAY out of whack, I ended up recomputing based on REscaling down the servings for 75, and using a coffee grinder that I use for spices (instead of the “small food processor” called for), and cut the serving for six in a half. Which came to:

  • 9 bay leaves
  • 1/3 cup dried rosmary
  • 1/8 cup dried thyme
  • scant teaspoon of black peppercorns
…grind the snot out of them in a spice (coffee) grinder and stick the rest in the freezer.
At any rate, the chicken cooked just fine, and I separated the drippings from the grease. After simmering the dripping a bit I added the white wine, blah, blah, blah — I ended up loosing patience with the gravy and punted with some xanthan gum. It was really good.
One note on the chicken — temper those little devils — let them get into the room temperaturish range before you cook them. Nothing will screw this recipe up faster than putting a chicken that’s barely thawed into the oven —> trying to get the internal temperture to go from the mid 40s to the 160s is going TO TAKE TOO LONG. It will dry the bird out. By no means give yourself salminela by leaving your poultry out too long, but don’t throw it in the oven hopelessly cold, either.
Third course: the pineapple was genius, just do what it says — there’s only THREE ingredients, and it ROCKS.
Great stuff.
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Meal 21: Gazpacho, black rice w/squid, bread with chocolate and olive oil

Fun with Squid.

Good stuff, again — with only one error to report. The timeline has you make the gazpacho 45 minutes ahead of time, while the recipe tells you to do it at least two hours ahead.

So watch out.

The first course threw me, I ended up with much too much sharpness/bitterness from the garlic. He has you bring the cloves up to a boil, and then has you shock them; he tells you to repeat that two more times. I only did it once again, and in neither case did I let the water come to an absolute complete boil. So watch that part (and do take out any green sprouts in the center of the garlic). I ended up diluting my original batch with another batch of gazpacho, and it was passable. Otherwise I’d imagine I’ll stick with the recipe from The French Laundry Cookbook.


Second course — the squid. I bought a 3lb box of whole frozen calamari, and went from there — substituted Better Than Bullion fish stock for the homemade, and got my picada and sofftio from the freezer (again using the basic building blocks from the front of the book.) I only used half of the picada called for, thinking that might tame the weird saffron overload that I’m having with the original picada recipe. Cutting back seemed to work. Otherwise the recipe is fine, the stock-to-rice ratio is once again, dead on. There was an issue with the squid ink: I found the ink sacs in the squid and reserved them, and basically pressed them through a sieve into the rice when called for. If you immerse the bottom of the sieve with the ink sacs you can pretty much “wash” the ink from the sieve into the rice. There wasn’t really enough to give it the black effect, so if you really want the dish to look like the picture you’ll have to source some jarred ink. Cleaning the squid themselves was pretty tedious, and while the tentacles clusters looked neat on the plate, it took about an hour and a half to process the little devils. So unless you have the time for a couple hour lab on squid anatomy (The Joy of Cooking tells you exactly how to process the squid) it’s probably way easier to just get some frozen squid tubes from the butcher at the local grocery.

The dish tasted pretty good — seafoodie tasting, but without the grit of clams.

Dessert was a no brainer, just use a spoon to sprinkle the chocolate, or the shavings will pretty much instantly melt on your fingers. Also, I didn’t use nearly as much chocolate as was called out. Pretty neat dessert.

Good stuff.

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Meal 20: Cauliflower w/bechamel, pork ribs w/bbq sauce, Banana w/lime

Another good set of dishes, with just a few caveats.


I’m pretty sure the nation collectively forgot how to cook somewhere about 1963, when pimento cheese and pineapple upside-down cake began to be the far reaches of culinary science — that only your Swedish grandmother knew about. I only discovered how to make a béchamel sauce last year; it never ceases to be shocking how much you can do with just a couple of ingredients, and just a little bit of technique.


flour + butter + milk + technique = kick-ass cream sauce. Just add your favorite flavoring/cheese/whatever and you’re good to go. 


Adriá has you build a béchamel sauce here, flavored with nutmeg, and what seems to be a classic onion-studded-with-cloves device. For the sauce, I scaled his proportions for six down from 75, (the proportions for the flour and and butter are WRECKED in the book) and they seemed to work. The only odd bit was calling for only ONE clove stuck in the onion — that seemed weird. The problem with the merciless recipe errors in this book, is that I don’t know if it was supposed to be a subtle flavoring or just a recipe screw up — I used three instead. The other bit was boiling the cauliflower for EIGHT minutes, and not indicating to shock it when you were done. I had my florets a little on the big side, and three minutes was just about right. You couldn’t cut some of the stems with a fork, but they weren’t raw either. Eight minutes would probably reduce it to mush, but I didn’t experiment to test my hypothesis. I used salted water, and rinsed the cauliflower in cold water to stop the cooking process. Once you put them under the broiler for 5 minutes or so, they warm back up nicely. Really, really, really good.


The pork ribs — I punted and used pre-made sauce. The water called for seemed a little much, and the time: TWO hours, ended up being THREE & A HALF before the ribs started looking like the picture, and the meat began falling off the bone. Not much to report here.


The final course was genius — again just a simple syrup and some basic flavoring. The bananas and lime syrup was amazing. One of those fool-proof, bullet-proof, go-to recipes that everyone needs.


Pretty good.


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Meal 19: Spaghetti w/tomato & basil, Fried fish w/garlic, Caramel foam

Wow. Live fire exercise with recipe errors — but  battling through for an awesome load of excellence from the center of the culinary galaxy. Un-fracking believable. 


One more time: you had to go to the front of the book and build a basic sauce — sounds simple. Not so if the dimensions of the ingredients make an Escher drawing on three hits of Acid  look absolutely sensible. For an 8 1/2  cup recipe of sauce, it calls for FIVE cups of olive oil. Not to be outdone, the proportions for 1 3/4 gallons portion call for ONE GALLON of EVO. Really?  These recipe errors must have set some sort of record. I used ONE cup for the 8 1/2 cup portion — and cut the salt in HALF — it worked. 


Course one — you’re thinking “who cares, spaghetti?”  Not so — Adriá has you throw in a handful of fresh basil leaves (still in sprigs) into the basic sauce for just a couple of minutes (crush the leaves in your hand, and don’t forget to lose the small blossoms/flowers/buds before putting them in the sauce.) Watch the basil callout for the sauce, though — the “60 leaves” for the serving for six seemed weird. Alright, it sounded idiotic, but I’m getting used to the surreal gotchas in this book. Just use a couple decent sprigs for the two-cup serving size. I actually treated the whole 8 1/2 cup batch to the basil awesomeness, it was that good. A couple of notes, though: really watch how fine you strain out the sauce. Depending on the mesh of your strainer you could end up with tomato soup on one extreme, or chuncky/seedy sauce on the other. Also, for reducing it by a third, a parchment lid and 325º for a couple of hours worked great.


The pasta was just epic — can’t say enough good about this. Incredible.  Try to “finish” the pasta in the sauce, though — just take the pasta out a minute too soon and let it cook off in the hot sauce. It’s a great touch.


Second course: Not quite as epic — just a garlic infused oil vinaigrette with crispy garlic chips served over fried fish. I used whole Tilapia again, and it worked well. Just a little search-and-destroyish with the bones/fish structure. Nothing too weird, and the kids loved it. Only recipe caveat: just watch the oil-vinegar ratio, it seemed light on the vinegar.


Dessert: best one yet. And — BONUS — no recipe errors. I served six and had two bowls left over using the “for 20” serving size. Just be sure to make it ahead of time to give it PLENTY of time to cool. And don’t skimp on the fat content, straining, pouring slowly, etc. — to quote the Gospel of John: Do whatever he tells you to do –– it is amazing what you can do with sugar, eggs, and cream.


I only have the ISI half-pint version of the canister foam gun thingy, so I just filled/chilled it, and left the rest to chill in a bowl in the “outside fridge” — the snow — then filled/charged it again as needed. There was no chocolate syrup to be had, but somehow the gods of food managed a chance happening of Chocolate Agave syrup in the pantry. It rocked. 


Very, very good.


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Meal 18: Guacamole w/tortilla chips, Mexican style chicken w/ rice, Watermelon w/ menthol candies

I completely blew off the first two recipes, and screwed up the rice. How do you screw up a Guacamole recipe — the translators got dangerously close to doing it. Also, a little El Bulli crept into the dessert here, more on that in a second.

Surely most people have a rough idea on how to make guacamole, and I did try following the recipe — which isn’t too far off — but consulting someone like Rick Bayless or Lourdes Nichols might be better. Not crucial though, if you follow the recipe you’ll get a rough approximation.

As a big fan of Molé, I have learned how to make it from scratch, so I blew off the chicken recipe, thawed out some brown molé I had in the freezer, poured it over about 10 skinned chicken thighs in a large Cruset, then put that in the oven — covered — at 275F for a couple of hours, then took the lid off and rendered it down at 350F for about an hour. Otherwise, you can use the molé concentrate called for, just be sure to warm it gently in the microwave or you’ll bend your measuring spoon trying to get the paste out of the jar. There’s nothing to this part, you’re just braising the meat in a kick ass sauce. Also, don’t forget to serve it up with some fresh tortillas. Just wonderful.

If you want to blow your mind, get a copy of Rick Bayless’s Authentic Mexican Cuisine, and do the Mole Problano de Guajolote recipe. It KILLS. Do not skimp, substitute or subterfuge the recipe in ANY way, and you will be shocked at how good it is. Also, it has something like 28 ingredients — can’t say enough good things about that.

For the rice, I screwed up by putting it in a rice cooker, which turned it into sticky building material — great tasting — but building material all the same. Again, the liquid to rice ratio was right on the money for serving 6 — had I cooked it uncovered in a wide pan, as shown. Really good.

For the dessert, a little of the El Bulli zaniness crept in: crushed menthol candies (Halls cough drops) over a lemon infused water mellon madness — very, very odd, but very good. The “menthol candies” callout threw me until I flipped a bag of Halls over, and read that the only active ingredient in Halls cough drops is Menthol. So there’s no danger of sprinkling crushed expectorant over your dessert.

Very good.

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Meal 17: Baked potatoes w/romesco sauce, whiting in salsa verde , rice pudding

What a riot. The only thing that saved this, between my screwups and the comic levels of recipe errors, was dessert. Also, there’s a reason you’ve never had Whiting.

This meal is another where you need to reach back into the front of the book and make one of the several “building block” sauces. This time it was Romesco sauce. Thinking ahead — on my last trip to New Sagaya in Anchorage, I bought a bottle of premade, just in case. The problem is finding Choricero pepper paste — sure, go ahead and google that — hard to find and harder to quantify it for a substitution. I went with Zergüt “Roasted Red Peppers.”

Unfortunately for me, the recipe errors in the Romesco recipe were like a Three-Stooges routine.

There are recipe errors in this book, but nothing like this: the Romesco sauce recipe errors culminated in the quantities for the 4 1/2 gallon batch, where it calls for FOUR AND A HALF GALLONS of Choricero pepper paste. I know Ferran Adria is good in the kitchen, but surely even he obeys the law of conservation of matter. Also, I’ve been relying on the larger batch callouts, and double checking the small batches by using a calculator and scaling things down by hand. This left me with nothing to go on in the pepper paste category. The smaller batch was mystifying as well. The smaller batch is 1 1/2 gallons — 192 ounces — but it calls for 84 ounces of sherry vinegar. That’s nearly half the volume of other ingredients — I used half of what was called for and it was still runny enough (too runny judging by the pictures) to have to add more bread. Also, the batches scale 1:3 but the bread scales from 3 3/4 pounds to 2 — just barely 1:2.  Crazy. It tasted a little zingy, but was in the same hemisphere as the premade, so I served both.

Other than that, I didn’t get the potatoes and onions quite done enough, but it was “okay” with the sauce.

Next, the Whiting. I had to substitute fillets for the whole fish, but even when it wasn’t freezer burned and mealy, it tasted liked nothing, with a garlic gruel sauce. I wouldn’t bother, it was horrible.

For dessert, the rice pudding was great, and the ratios of liquid to rice — again — were spot on. I cut the “for 20” quantities in half, served eight, with only one small bowl left over. Also, “steeping” means bringing the milk just under the boiling point, I guess that lets the flavors of the zest and cinnamon out.

Far out.

EDIT:

The  Romesco sauce recipe from Jonathan Waxman’s recent book Italian, My Way has a ratio of EVO to vinegar as 5:3. That would probably come very close to fixing that recipe. Instead of 10 1/2 cups of vinegar, use just under 1 cup. 

Decimal place error?

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Meal 16: Noodles w/shitake & ginger, duck w/chimichurri sauce, pistachio custard

Pretty good meal, some new flavors, and it had been quite some time since I had had duck of any sort.

First course, only a couple substitutions: a half-assed sake for the Shaoxing rice wine — don’t know if that affected the dish. Also, for the Shichimi togarashi spice, I had to make my own, going from the proportions from the Cook’s Thesaurus (foodsubs.com) website:


Combine equal parts szechuan peppercorns, sesame seed, hemp seed, poppy seed, dried orange peel, crushed roasted nori, and crushed dried hot chile peppers. 


Also, for some odd reason I couldn’t find egg noodles ANYWHERE, so I opted for chow mein. EDIT: (the long type that you boil, NOT the hard, short, fried type that you buy ready to eat)

Other than that, just mix everything up, don’t overcook your noodles, and you’ve got a great dish, maybe just a little salty, but nothing hairy.

For the second dish, I had to buy a couple whole ducks, and break them down. I’m not certain how cheap ducks are in Spain, but it was $50 for two ~seven pounders. Ouch. Breaking them down was not unlike taking apart a chicken. I took off the wings, then the legs/thighs, and then took kitchen shears to run up the sides, and separate the breast assembly from the back. It’s a little tricky once you reach the pulley/wish bone area, but once separated, if you flip the breast over you can reach in with a small, sharp knife, and take out the wishbone — this helps when you fillet the individual breasts off the bone.

The recipe calls for the Chimichurri sauce made in the early “building blocks” part of the book. If for some odd reason you need the 1 3/4 gallons, whatch out for the Sweet paprika quantity, there is a typo that should read 3 1/2 TABLEspoons. I actually cut the recipe for the 14 cups in half. It was good.

For the duck, everything worked, except that you really need to get the meat up to the room temperatureish range, or it’s going to end up being a little too rare. Make sure you score the skin (breaking through it, and just to the meat)  and let it rest as indicated. The Chimichurri was great with the duck, I’m having it for breakfast with a fried egg.

The pistachio custard was simple, no surprises, just follow the instructions, and keep stirring. My rechargeable Cuisinart hand blender (they SUCK — don’t buy one) was not up to the task of getting the nuts broken down, so I poured the mixture into the Blendtech and fixed it. My only complaint is the portions were a little small, but maybe we aren’t meant to oink out on the dessert.

Great stuff.






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Meal 15: Bread & garlic soup, Mexican-style slow-cooked pork, Figs w/cream & Kirsch

Attack of the Substitutions
Pretty good meal, but the substitutions were many and of varying impact. Good news: I followed the Bread and Garlic soup recipe to the letter — after parsing out another recipe error; bad news: I scrapped the Puerco Pibil recipe in favor of Robert Rodriguez’s version, found in the DVD extras for Once Upon a Time in Mexico. It can be found here. Also, there were no fresh figs to be had, so I used kiwi — no rhyme or reason for that, except they were on an end display.
   
First, there is a little screwiness in the soup recipe for six. The bread called for scales down from the 75 servings to the 20 servings cleanly, but when going from 20 to six servings (roughly dividing by three) it calls not for 10 ounces of bread (which would be roughly a third for 20), but 24 ounces. If two pounds (32 ounces) feeds 20, then why the hell is 75% of that amount going to feed six? I used 10 ounces. Everything else was dirt simple, and tasted great.
   
For the pibil, I couldn’t source achiote paste, so I scrapped the recipe and went with the version from Robert Rodriguez’s “Ten Minute Cooking School” from the DVD material I just mentioned. He makes his own achiote paste from scratch, and I’d done this several times, not with pork, but with caribou. Essentially, grind the spices in a coffee grinder (used for spices only) and then throw everything else (including the spices you just ground into a fine powder) into a blender. Pork Butt and Pork Shoulder are the same cut of meat, so get about five pounds, cube it up into two inch pieces, then marinade the pork in the mixture from the blender for 12 hours. Roast all this for four hours at 325º. Get the extra wide/tough “grilling” aluminum foil for this, and seal the marinade and pork inside a pouch set inside a lasagna-sized pan. When it’s finished, shred the meat and serve either over rice, in tortillas, or both. Because I had my parents over, I left out the habaneros, with can be added into the individual tortillas later, depending on your heat tolerance.
   
I did follow the recipe in marinating the pork for 12 hours, and did also throw the onion into the foil packet when I roasted the pork, serving it up in the way directed (although I made fresh corn tortillas and added a little pecorino romano to really set off the meat.) As best I could tell, the recipe in the book is proportionally fine, but something tells me this would be a hard one to screw up: Pork, acid, cumin…..
   
Just plain awesomeness.
   
For dessert, there were no figs available, but I figured a sweet fruit with the liquor and whipped cream would be hard to screw up. The Kirsch called for wasn’t available either, but I did find a roasted cherry rum that is probably similar. Not bad, but nothing to write home about, either.
   
Here is the recipe from the video for the pibil:

5 lbs. pork butt (shoulder), cut into 2 inch cubes
5 tablespoons annato seeds
2 teaspoons cumin seeds
1 tablespoon whole black pepper
½ teaspoon whole cloves
8 whole allspice berries
2 habanero Peppers, fresh or dried, cleaned and minced (optional)
½ cup orange juice
½ cup white vinegar
8 cloves garlic
2 tablespoons salt
5 lemons
1 shot of tequila

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Meal 14: Tomato & basil salad, crab & rice stew, coconut flan

Another interesting meal, dishes ranging from dirt simple to watch-your-ass careful.

The first course, goes without saying, just get organic tomatoes if you can, and use a little better olive oil, blah, blah, blah….

For the second course, I substituted Better-than-Bullion’s fish stock and used King Crab legs (*Hey* This is Alaska!) instead of the small crabs. The recipe uses some building blocks you’re encouraged to make ahead. In particular, soffrito and picada. The soffrito is straightforward. The picada is a green sauce made from Italian parsley, garlic, oil, hazelnuts, and SAFFRON — which is giving me trouble. I’m not certain how saffron is supposed to taste, but if the recipe for the picada is too heavy on the saffron, it may explain the “medicinal,” “idodine,” or “bactine” taste it has given the last two dishes I used it in (including this crab stew). I Googled the taste issue, but can’t quite make heads or tails of whether I’ve got crap saffron, or just used too much. The stew was good, but the hint if medicinalness from the saffron was annoying.

At any rate, the stew is fairly straightforward, and most importantly the serving for six proportions — of rice to stock — are dead on. Don’t let that 15 1/2 cups of stock throw you. The only caveat is that you will be eating the rice for a while — it makes quite a bit.

The flan was a bit more troublesome, again maybe the magic ovens at El Bulli can cook a flan in 30 minutes, but mine can’t. After about 40 minutes it was at ~160º in the middle, thought the eggs would set, cooled it off. Not so — it was a runny mess. I put it back in the oven for an hour, got it past 180º, and cooled it off. The carmel on top was a little clumpy, but it held together and separated cleanly from the bread pan that I had cooked it in. The proportions were right and it tasted great.

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Meal 13: Farfalle w/ pesto, Japanese-style bream, Mandarin oranges w/Cointreau

Another good meal. The first and last parts were a no-brainers, except that I cheated and used store-bought pesto, and orange Curaçao instead of Cointreau.

The fish was almost a disaster. I couldn’t find sea bass, hake, or any of the other substitutes called for in the recipe, so I opted for two fillets: one of Rockfish and another of Cod. Later in the day I stumbled across whole Tilapia, already gutted and scaled. The fish looked identical to the Japanese Bream in the recipe photos, so I ended up steaming all three types of fish. The rockfish was a tasteless mass of crap, and the Cod wasn’t much better, although it had a better texture. The Tilapia however, ROCKED for some reason. Very, very good.


The only recipe weirdness was how long to cook the ginger slices in the oil. I found that you really need to fry the little devils until they are like potato chips. Make certain that the oil [BE CAREFUL] is boiling as you spoon it over the fish, to make certain the onions and cilantro sizzle; also the ginger chips need to get spooned over the fish, along with the oil. 














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